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[Scene: A rooftop in New York City. Beter Poker (Suppainda-Man) and M-chan are sitting on the edge, overlooking the city lights.]<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

M-chan:<\/strong> You know, Beter, sometimes I feel like this whole “marital<\/strong>” thing is way off in the distance for us. Like an illusive<\/strong> dream we keep chasing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Beter:<\/strong> Marriage? Already? M-chan, I can barely exert<\/strong> enough effort to keep my suit from tearing every day. You think I can handle a tuxedo?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

M-chan:<\/strong> Well, you\u2019re stockpiling excuses faster than a billionaire hiding greenbacks<\/strong> in an offshore<\/strong> account.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Beter:<\/strong> Hey!<\/em> I only stockpile… uh, web fluid and snacks. Greenbacks? Nope. Anyway, don\u2019t you think love should be about freedom, not coercion<\/strong> into something like… I don\u2019t know, jurisdiction<\/strong> over each other’s lives?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

M-chan:<\/strong> Freedom?<\/em> Beter, you sound like you’re running for mayor. Next thing, you\u2019ll tell me about a tax audit<\/strong> for superheroes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Beter:<\/strong> Funny you say that. You\u2019d be shocked how many villains whistle<\/strong>-blow when they’re caught. “I\u2019m innocent!” whistle<\/em> <\/strong>“Go check Dr. Octopus\u2019 hideout.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

M-chan:<\/strong> Ha!<\/em> Maybe you should tow<\/strong> their egos out of the city instead of webslinging everywhere.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Beter:<\/strong> Very practical.<\/em> And while I\u2019m at it, I\u2019ll write a book: “How to Manage the Emotional Plenitude<\/strong> of Supervillains.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

M-chan:<\/strong> Sounds like a bestseller. But seriously, Beter, don’t let your hero work lapse <\/strong>into chaos. You\u2019ve got a great balance going\u2014at least for now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Beter:<\/strong> Thanks, M-chan. I’ll try to keep it together… even if sometimes life feels like it\u2019s out of my jurisdiction<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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