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Scene: On a high cliff in Asgard, Zor and Toki are watching a strange hybrid creature fly past.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Zor: <\/strong>Did you see that hybrid<\/strong> bird-squirrel thing? It looked like a flying rodent<\/strong>!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Toki: <\/strong>Yes, it\u2019s a new species. Created by a wizard who wanted to irrigate<\/strong> the skies with flying fertilizer. A noble idea, if you ignore the smell.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Zor: <\/strong>Disgusting. But I must say, I almost applaud<\/strong> the creativity. Almost.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Toki: <\/strong>You\u2019re just jealous no one ever dedicated<\/strong> a creature to you. Maybe I should create one. Half goat, half hammer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Zor: <\/strong>I\u2019d rather not. Sounds dull<\/strong>. Like one of your jokes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Toki: <\/strong>Oh please. Your sense of perception<\/strong> is as sharp as a blunt sword. And don\u2019t pretend<\/strong> you didn\u2019t laugh at my \u201cOdin\u2019s beard\u201d impression last week.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Zor: <\/strong>Only because I thought you were choking. I was ready to help. With a hammer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Toki: <\/strong>Touching. Truly. You\u2019re so conservative<\/strong> sometimes, Brother. No fun at all.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Zor: <\/strong>Fun? You once made the palace guards weep<\/strong> by replacing their mead with goat milk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Toki: <\/strong>And they lived! Unlike the extinct<\/strong> joy in your soul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Zor: <\/strong>Watch your tongue, Toki, or I\u2019ll throw you like a spear into the aerial<\/strong> gardens.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Toki: <\/strong>That\u2019s not even a real threat. There\u2019s a statute<\/strong> against throwing princes, remember?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Zor: <\/strong>Only if someone sees. Come on, let\u2019s find more flying squirrels.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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