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Scene: In Dobita\u2019s backyard, Kuneo is showing off a strange robot he found online.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kuneo: <\/strong>Check it out, Noraemon! I bought this amazing robot! It can distribute<\/strong> snacks, play music, and even act like a manager<\/strong> at a party!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Noraemon: <\/strong>Hmm, it looks… kind of peculiar<\/strong>. Where did you get it?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kuneo: <\/strong>Some website from another country. The reviews said it\u2019s the prevailing<\/strong> model in future entertainment!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Noraemon: <\/strong>Are you sure it\u2019s safe? Did you even read the manual?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kuneo: <\/strong>Manuals are for boring people. I\u2019ll just press this button and\u2014AHHH!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

[CRASH!! The robot goes wild, throwing snacks, spinning, and spraying juice everywhere.]<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Noraemon: <\/strong>I knew it! That\u2019s not a robot, it\u2019s a cactus<\/strong> with wheels and speakers! It just looks<\/em> futuristic!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kuneo: <\/strong>Make it stop!! I think I\u2019m going to bleed<\/strong> from my ear!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Noraemon: <\/strong>You’re being ridiculous<\/strong>. It’s just loud. And sticky.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kuneo: <\/strong>I was trying to assert<\/strong> my coolness! Now I look like a fool!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Noraemon: <\/strong>Again? This happens on a periodic<\/strong> basis with you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kuneo: <\/strong>Please do something! It\u2019s calling me \u201cCommander Kuneo\u201d in a creepy voice! Like I\u2019m some kind of dictator<\/strong>!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Noraemon: <\/strong>Relax. I\u2019ll use my Robot Remote. It\u2019s very sensitive<\/strong>, so hold still…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

[Noraemon presses a few buttons. The robot powers down.]<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kuneo: <\/strong>Thanks… I thought I\u2019d never survive this. Even at nighttime<\/strong>, it was chasing me with pudding.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Noraemon: <\/strong>Let\u2019s agree: next time, read the manual. Or better yet, ask Dobita. He can\u2019t make it worse.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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