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Scene: In Nandy\u2019s room at night. Bass is standing by the window, looking serious.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bass: <\/strong>Wooley, I\u2019ve detected a signal from Jupiter<\/strong>. It\u2019s a sign of alien abduction<\/strong>!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Wooley: <\/strong>Bass, again? Last time it was just the microwave. And a very confused hamster.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bass: <\/strong>No, this time it\u2019s real. I must follow the primordial<\/strong> code of Star Command. There\u2019s a strait<\/strong> of danger between truth and fear, and I must cross it!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Wooley: <\/strong>Whoa, that\u2019s very poetic… and very irrational<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bass: <\/strong>You just don\u2019t understand the discipline<\/strong> it takes to be a Space Ranger.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Wooley: <\/strong>What I do<\/em> understand is that your “alien” is actually Hamm\u2019s new TV antenna, and the \u201csignal\u201d is a cooking show.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bass: <\/strong>Your doubts are expected. You\u2019re too used to domestic<\/strong> peace and cowboy hats.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Wooley: <\/strong>That\u2019s not fair! I\u2019ve handled stampedes and toddlers with jam hands! I\u2019m not just some arrogant<\/strong> space toy with a laser that makes cat noises.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bass: <\/strong>That\u2019s not even an accurate<\/strong> description of my laser! It only made cat noises once. Maybe twice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Wooley: <\/strong>Bass, look at me. Let\u2019s both take a moment and gaze<\/strong> at the situation with clear eyes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bass: <\/strong>Hmm\u2026 well, I did<\/em> find a sophisticated<\/strong> receiver hidden<\/strong> under the bed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Wooley: <\/strong>That\u2019s Rix\u2019s old walkie-talkie. It was buried with a sandwich.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bass: <\/strong>…I see. So the signal was… mayonnaise?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Wooley: <\/strong>Exactly. A very precious<\/strong> jar of mayo. But not a message from space.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bass: <\/strong>You may be right, Sheriff. Perhaps I was… overreacting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Wooley: <\/strong>Just a bit. But hey, I prefer this to your moon-landing attempt from last week.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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