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Dobita: <\/strong>Noraemon! Help! I can’t move my right limb<\/strong>! It’s all stiff and tingly!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Noraemon: <\/strong>Calm down, Dobita. You need to chill<\/strong>. Maybe you slept on it wrong.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dobita: <\/strong>No, I think it happened after I used that “Instant Athlete Spray” you gave me yesterday…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Noraemon: <\/strong>What?! You weren\u2019t supposed to use it more than once a day! You didn\u2019t obey<\/strong> the instructions, did you?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dobita: <\/strong>I just wanted to run faster in PE! But now, my arm feels heavy and weird…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Noraemon: <\/strong>We better call a physician<\/strong> if this doesn\u2019t go away soon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dobita: <\/strong>Wait, look! The sky\u2019s turning all dim<\/strong>… and my body is glowing!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Noraemon: <\/strong>That\u2019s not supposed to happen! Let me check the manual… Oh no! You\u2019ve activated Migration Mode<\/strong> by accident!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dobita: <\/strong>What does that mean?! Am I going to migrate<\/strong> somewhere??<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Noraemon: <\/strong>Yes\u2026 to the Arctic! It was meant for migrating birds, not humans!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dobita: <\/strong>I don\u2019t want to be a penguin!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Noraemon: <\/strong>Hang on! We can fix this. I just need to find the \u201cHome Return Bell\u201d in this pile<\/strong> of gadgets\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dobita: <\/strong>You call that a pile<\/strong>? It\u2019s more like a mountain!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Noraemon: <\/strong>Stop complaining and help me dig! Wait\u2014don\u2019t touch that! It\u2019ll congest<\/strong> the room with banana fog!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dobita: <\/strong>Too late\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(FOOOOSH! The room fills with yellow mist.<\/em>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Noraemon: <\/strong>I told you! I can\u2019t even see! I can barely stare<\/strong> at my own hands!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dobita: <\/strong>We\u2019re doomed…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Noraemon: <\/strong>No, we\u2019re not! I found it! But\u2026 oh no, it\u2019s locked<\/strong>!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dobita: <\/strong>Use your nose laser or something! Unlock<\/strong> it!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Noraemon: <\/strong>I don\u2019t have a nose laser!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dobita: <\/strong>Then how do we stop this?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Noraemon: <\/strong>You have to be optimistic<\/strong>, Dobita. That\u2019s the only way the “Hope Override” function will activate!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dobita: <\/strong>I believe in us! We can fix this!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(The gadget beeps and glows. The fog disappears. Dobita\u2019s body returns to normal.<\/em>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Noraemon: <\/strong>You did it! You really did it!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dobita: <\/strong>I still feel like I drank too much dairy<\/strong> milk, though\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Noraemon: <\/strong>That\u2019s probably from the \u201cCow Reflex Patch\u201d you stepped on earlier.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dobita: <\/strong>I knew this day would be weird when I saw a flying shoe this morning…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Noraemon: <\/strong>You\u2019re a witness<\/strong> to your own chaos, Dobita.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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